"Man Are Like Bank Accounts. Without A Lot Of Money, They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest. LOL!"
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasnt met me yet.”
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
“I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“Its clearly a budget. Its got a lot of numbers in it.”
“The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.”
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