Funny Myspace Quotes

"Man Are Like Bank Accounts. Without A Lot Of Money, They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest. LOL!"

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasnt met me yet.”

“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”

“I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”

“Its clearly a budget. Its got a lot of numbers in it.”

“The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.”

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